|I'm in love with a fictional character help it's ruining my real life what the heck am I supposed to do help 911 sos what even|
Yes, hello, you’ve reached the fictional character police. I’m afraid it is too late for you. Once you’ve fallen in love with a fictional character there is no going back. Now if you wouldn’t mind clearing the line, there are many other callers waiting who have experienced the same pain as you. Thank you for your call.